Defoe caught red-headed

For those of you keeping score at home, thats three puns in one title. Tottenham striker Jermaine Defoe was caught getting an oral groin inspection from a broad in the back of her RAV4. I linked you to what I thought was the best picture of the bunch; I was unaware Defoe employed Shaft as a body guard.

Besides this being an overall dumb and classless decision by Defoe, I wonder what made him think a residential area near kids playing was better than having a driver bring her to his mansion. Of course we should expect none less from a striker who is always caught offsides and loves wearing big bras on his head.