Gary Neville new WAG

Paul Scholes gets a kiss full on the lips for his injury time winner in Saturday's Manchester Derby. Man U wins 1-0, but will lose Scholes for the rest of the season, the midfielder needing 19 stiches to repair "clear through bite marks" on his lips. In other news, D-becks says he will no longer cook for Gary, commenting "Gary, I thought we had something."

Fergie takes a dig at Man City

In his pre-derby press conference, Sir Alex took this swipe at City:

"In over 23 years at United it is the first time we have played City when they have a chance of actually achieving something."

Whereas for United, their recent history requires three different Wikipedia articles.